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Magic: The GatheringUNH #116

"Ach! Hans, Run!"

Unhinged

Rare $3.48 market {2}{R}{R}{G}{G}
Enchantment
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #116

"Ach! Hans, Run!"

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Enchantment
Cost / energy
{2}{R}{R}{G}{G}
Rarity
Rare
Artist
Quinton Hoover
Market estimate
$3.48

Abilities and rules

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may say "Ach! Hans, run! It's the . . ." and the name of a creature card. If you do, search your library for a card with that name, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. That creature gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #23

_____

Unhinged

Uncommon $0.42 market {1}{U}
Creature — Shapeshifter
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #23

_____

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Shapeshifter
Cost / energy
{1}{U}
Rarity
Uncommon
Artist
Ron Spears
Market estimate
$0.42

Abilities and rules

{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #48

Aesthetic Consultation

Unhinged

Rare $0.51 market {B}
Instant
Full Aesthetic Consultation card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #48

Aesthetic Consultation

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Instant
Cost / energy
{B}
Rarity
Rare
Artist
David “Help Me” Martin
Market estimate
$0.51

Abilities and rules

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #48★

Aesthetic Consultation

Unhinged

Rare $30.53 market {B}
Instant
Full Aesthetic Consultation card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #48★

Aesthetic Consultation

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Instant
Cost / energy
{B}
Rarity
Rare
Artist
David “Help Me” Martin
Market estimate
$30.53

Abilities and rules

Choose an artist. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with art by the chosen artist. Put that card in your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #24

Ambiguity

Unhinged

Rare $0.79 market {2}{U}{U}
Enchantment
Full Ambiguity card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #24

Ambiguity

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Enchantment
Cost / energy
{2}{U}{U}
Rarity
Rare
Artist
Stephen Daniele
Market estimate
$0.79

Abilities and rules

Whenever a player plays a spell that counters a spell that has been played or a player plays a spell that comes into play with counters, that player may counter the next spell played or put an additional counter on a permanent that has already been played, but not countered.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #25

Artful Looter

Unhinged

Common $0.13 market {2}{U}
Creature — Human Wizard
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #25

Artful Looter

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Human Wizard
Cost / energy
{2}{U}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Heather “Erica Gassalasca-Jape” Hudson
Market estimate
$0.13

Abilities and rules

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters, untap this creature.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #117

Ass Whuppin'

Unhinged

Rare $0.92 market {1}{W}{B}
Sorcery
Full Ass Whuppin' card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #117

Ass Whuppin'

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Sorcery
Cost / energy
{1}{W}{B}
Rarity
Rare
Artist
Don Hazeltine
Market estimate
$0.92

Abilities and rules

Destroy target silver-bordered or acorn permanent in any game you can see from your seat.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #71

Assquatch

Unhinged

Rare $2.34 market {4}{R}
Creature — Donkey
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #71

Assquatch

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Donkey
Cost / energy
{4}{R}
Rarity
Rare
Artist
Jeremy Jarvis
Market estimate
$2.34

Abilities and rules

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #1

Atinlay Igpay

Unhinged

Uncommon $0.23 market {5}{W}
Eaturecray — Igpay
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #1

Atinlay Igpay

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Eaturecray — Igpay
Cost / energy
{5}{W}
Rarity
Uncommon
Artist
Evkay Alkerway
Market estimate
$0.23

Abilities and rules

Oubleday ikestray Enwhay ouyay eakspay ay onnay-igpay-atinlay ordway, acrificesay isthay eaturecray.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #26

Avatar of Me

Unhinged

Rare $0.52 market {2}{U}{U}
Creature — Avatar
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #26

Avatar of Me

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Avatar
Cost / energy
{2}{U}{U}
Rarity
Rare
Artist
Greg Hildebrandt
Market estimate
$0.52

Abilities and rules

This spell costs {1} more to cast for each ten years you've been alive. Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½. Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #2

AWOL

Unhinged

Common $0.33 market {2}{W}
Instant
Full AWOL card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #2

AWOL

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Instant
Cost / energy
{2}{W}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Stephen Tappin
Market estimate
$0.33

Abilities and rules

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #2★

AWOL

Unhinged

Common $8.32 market {2}{W}
Instant
Full AWOL card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #2★

AWOL

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Instant
Cost / energy
{2}{W}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Stephen Tappin
Market estimate
$8.32

Abilities and rules

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #49

Bad Ass

Unhinged

Common $0.26 market {2}{B}{B}
Creature — Donkey Zombie
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #49

Bad Ass

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Donkey Zombie
Cost / energy
{2}{B}{B}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Thomas M. Baxa
Market estimate
$0.26

Abilities and rules

{1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate this creature.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #49★

Bad Ass

Unhinged

Common $12.61 market {2}{B}{B}
Creature — Donkey Zombie
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #49★

Bad Ass

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Donkey Zombie
Cost / energy
{2}{B}{B}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Thomas M. Baxa
Market estimate
$12.61

Abilities and rules

{1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate this creature.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #92

B-I-N-G-O

Unhinged

Rare $1.58 market {1}{G}
Creature — Dog
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #92

B-I-N-G-O

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Dog
Cost / energy
{1}{G}
Rarity
Rare
Artist
Ron Spencer
Market estimate
$1.58

Abilities and rules

Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value. This creature gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #72

Blast from the Past

Unhinged

Rare $1.03 market {2}{R}
Instant
Full Blast from the Past card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #72

Blast from the Past

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Instant
Cost / energy
{2}{R}
Rarity
Rare
Artist
Douglas Shuler
Market estimate
$1.03

Abilities and rules

Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R} Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #72★

Blast from the Past

Unhinged

Rare $28.79 market {2}{R}
Instant
Full Blast from the Past card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #72★

Blast from the Past

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Instant
Cost / energy
{2}{R}
Rarity
Rare
Artist
Douglas Shuler
Market estimate
$28.79

Abilities and rules

Madness {R}, cycling {1}{R}, kicker {2}{R}, flashback {3}{R}, buyback {4}{R} Blast from the Past deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #50

Bloodletter

Unhinged

Common $0.14 market {2}{B}
Creature — Zombie
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #50

Bloodletter

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Zombie
Cost / energy
{2}{B}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Daren Bader
Market estimate
$0.14

Abilities and rules

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice this creature. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #51

Booster Tutor

Unhinged

Uncommon $7.53 market {B}
Instant
Full Booster Tutor card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #51

Booster Tutor

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Instant
Cost / energy
{B}
Rarity
Uncommon
Artist
Christopher Rush
Market estimate
$7.53

Abilities and rules

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #3

Bosom Buddy

Unhinged

Uncommon $0.35 market {3}{W}
Creature — Elephant Townsfolk
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #3

Bosom Buddy

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Elephant Townsfolk
Cost / energy
{3}{W}
Rarity
Uncommon
Artist
Dan Murayama Scott
Market estimate
$0.35

Abilities and rules

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #27

Brushstroke Paintermage

Unhinged

Common $0.11 market {3}{U}
Creature — Human Wizard
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #27

Brushstroke Paintermage

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Human Wizard
Cost / energy
{3}{U}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Ron “Don't You Dare Change Me” Spears
Market estimate
$0.11

Abilities and rules

{T}: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #28

Bursting Beebles

Unhinged

Common $0.16 market {2}{U}
Creature — Beeble
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #28

Bursting Beebles

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Beeble
Cost / energy
{2}{U}
Rarity
Common
Artist
David “Beeblemania” Martin
Market estimate
$0.16

Abilities and rules

This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #4

Cardpecker

Unhinged

Common $0.21 market {1}{W}
Creature — Bird
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #4

Cardpecker

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Bird
Cost / energy
{1}{W}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Richard Sardinha
Market estimate
$0.21

Abilities and rules

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #4★

Cardpecker

Unhinged

Common $7.69 market {1}{W}
Creature — Bird
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #4★

Cardpecker

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Bird
Cost / energy
{1}{W}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Richard Sardinha
Market estimate
$7.69

Abilities and rules

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #29

Carnivorous Death-Parrot

Unhinged

Common $0.20 market {1}{U}
Creature — Bird
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #29

Carnivorous Death-Parrot

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Bird
Cost / energy
{1}{U}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Greg Hildebrandt
Market estimate
$0.20

Abilities and rules

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #5

Cheap Ass

Unhinged

Common $0.23 market {1}{W}
Creature — Donkey Townsfolk
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #5

Cheap Ass

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Donkey Townsfolk
Cost / energy
{1}{W}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Randy Gallegos
Market estimate
$0.23

Abilities and rules

Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #30

Cheatyface

Unhinged

Uncommon $1.52 market {U}{U}{U}
Creature — Efreet
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #30

Cheatyface

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Efreet
Cost / energy
{U}{U}{U}
Rarity
Uncommon
Artist
Doug Chaffee
Market estimate
$1.52

Abilities and rules

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. Flying

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #6

Circle of Protection: Art

Unhinged

Common $0.16 market {1}{W}
Enchantment
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #6

Circle of Protection: Art

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Enchantment
Cost / energy
{1}{W}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Jim “Stop the Da Vinci Beatdown” Pavelec
Market estimate
$0.16

Abilities and rules

As this enchantment enters, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage. {1}{W}: Return this enchantment to its owner's hand.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #134

City of Ass

Unhinged

Rare $44.20 market
Land
Full City of Ass card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #134

City of Ass

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Land
Rarity
Rare
Artist
John Avon
Market estimate
$44.20

Abilities and rules

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #7

Collector Protector

Unhinged

Rare $0.44 market {3}{W}{W}
Creature — Human Gamer
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #7

Collector Protector

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Human Gamer
Cost / energy
{3}{W}{W}
Rarity
Rare
Artist
Christopher Rush
Market estimate
$0.44

Abilities and rules

{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or this creature this turn.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #93

Creature Guy

Unhinged

Uncommon $0.21 market {3}{G}
Creature — Beast
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #93

Creature Guy

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Beast
Cost / energy
{3}{G}
Rarity
Uncommon
Artist
Jeff Easley
Market estimate
$0.21

Abilities and rules

Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

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Full Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #73

Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Enchantment — Aura // Creature — Penguin
Cost / energy
{4}{R}{R}
Rarity
Rare
Artist
Matt Thompson
Market estimate
$1.07

Abilities and rules

Curse of the Fire Penguin Enchant creature This enchantment consumes and confuses enchanted creature. Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature Trample When this creature dies, return Curse of the Fire Penguin to the battlefield.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #74

Deal Damage

Unhinged

Uncommon $0.39 market {2}{R}{R}
Instant
Full Deal Damage card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #74

Deal Damage

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Instant
Cost / energy
{2}{R}{R}
Rarity
Uncommon
Artist
Scott M. Fischer
Market estimate
$0.39

Abilities and rules

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target. Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #31

Double Header

Unhinged

Common $0.14 market {3}{U}{U}
Creature — Drake
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #31

Double Header

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Drake
Cost / energy
{3}{U}{U}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Richard Sardinha
Market estimate
$0.14

Abilities and rules

Flying When this creature enters, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #8

Drawn Together

Unhinged

Rare $0.55 market {2}{W}{W}
Enchantment
Full Drawn Together card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #8

Drawn Together

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Enchantment
Cost / energy
{2}{W}{W}
Rarity
Rare
Artist
Pete “Fear Me” Venters
Market estimate
$0.55

Abilities and rules

As this enchantment enters, choose an artist. Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #52

Duh

Unhinged

Common $0.26 market {B}
Instant
Full Duh card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #52

Duh

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Instant
Cost / energy
{B}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Dave Dorman
Market estimate
$0.26

Abilities and rules

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #75

Dumb Ass

Unhinged

Common $0.26 market {2}{R}
Creature — Donkey Barbarian
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #75

Dumb Ass

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Donkey Barbarian
Cost / energy
{2}{R}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Bradley Williams
Market estimate
$0.26

Abilities and rules

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether this creature attacks this turn.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #94

Elvish House Party

Unhinged

Uncommon $0.50 market {4}{G}{G}
Creature — Elf Rogue
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #94

Elvish House Party

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Elf Rogue
Cost / energy
{4}{G}{G}
Rarity
Uncommon
Artist
Thomas Manning
Market estimate
$0.50

Abilities and rules

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #9

Emcee

Unhinged

Uncommon $0.33 market {2}{W}
Creature — Human Rogue
Full Emcee card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #9

Emcee

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Human Rogue
Cost / energy
{2}{W}
Rarity
Uncommon
Artist
Quinton Hoover
Market estimate
$0.33

Abilities and rules

Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #9★

Emcee

Unhinged

Uncommon $4.63 market {2}{W}
Creature — Human Rogue
Full Emcee card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #9★

Emcee

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Human Rogue
Cost / energy
{2}{W}
Rarity
Uncommon
Artist
Quinton Hoover
Market estimate
$4.63

Abilities and rules

Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #53

Enter the Dungeon

Unhinged

Rare $1.44 market {B}{B}
Sorcery
Full Enter the Dungeon card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #53

Enter the Dungeon

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Sorcery
Cost / energy
{B}{B}
Rarity
Rare
Artist
Luca Zontini
Market estimate
$1.44

Abilities and rules

Players play a Magic subgame under the table, starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner searches their library for two cards, puts those cards into their hand, then shuffles.

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Full Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #10

Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One)

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Instant
Cost / energy
{2}{W}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Pete “Yes the Urza's Legacy One” Venters
Market estimate
$0.16

Abilities and rules

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #54

Eye to Eye

Unhinged

Uncommon $0.39 market {2}{B}
Instant
Full Eye to Eye card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #54

Eye to Eye

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Instant
Cost / energy
{2}{B}
Rarity
Uncommon
Artist
Michael Sutfin
Market estimate
$0.39

Abilities and rules

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #76

Face to Face

Unhinged

Uncommon $0.47 market {1}{R}
Sorcery
Full Face to Face card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #76

Face to Face

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Sorcery
Cost / energy
{1}{R}
Rarity
Uncommon
Artist
Randy Gallegos
Market estimate
$0.47

Abilities and rules

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #56

Farewell to Arms

Unhinged

Common $0.23 market {1}{B}{B}
Enchantment
Full Farewell to Arms card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #56

Farewell to Arms

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Enchantment
Cost / energy
{1}{B}{B}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Ron Lemen
Market estimate
$0.23

Abilities and rules

As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #56★

Farewell to Arms

Unhinged

Common $4.90 market {1}{B}{B}
Enchantment
Full Farewell to Arms card

Magic: The Gathering · UNH #56★

Farewell to Arms

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Enchantment
Cost / energy
{1}{B}{B}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Ron Lemen
Market estimate
$4.90

Abilities and rules

As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchantment. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #11

Fascist Art Director

Unhinged

Common $0.14 market {1}{W}{W}
Creature — Human Horror
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #11

Fascist Art Director

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Human Horror
Cost / energy
{1}{W}{W}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Edward P. “Feed Me” Beard, Jr.
Market estimate
$0.14

Abilities and rules

{W}{W}: This creature gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.

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Magic: The GatheringUNH #95

Fat Ass

Unhinged

Common $0.35 market {4}{G}
Creature — Donkey Shaman
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Magic: The Gathering · UNH #95

Fat Ass

Unhinged · Novelty

Type
Creature — Donkey Shaman
Cost / energy
{4}{G}
Rarity
Common
Artist
Jeremy Jarvis
Market estimate
$0.35

Abilities and rules

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

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